Thursday, August 13, 2009

To censor or not to censor?

As many of you know, I'm a pretty straightforward person. I say what I'm thinking and sometimes even get myself in trouble because of it. I don't really have much of a filter...maybe a teeny tiny one that has huge gaping holes in it?

I have absolutely no problem with cursing, my most commonly used adjective is freakin' or some variation (see fucking). I talk about sex...a lot. I ask questions that most people would think are offensive and none of my business. I almost always give too much information. These are just some of my "lovable" traits.

Today a friend of mine sent me a message on facebook that was a comment to an ecard that I sent my husband. She sent me the message directly because she didn't want to offend anyone on my page or embarrass me. Some people would find this thoughtful but I think it's hilarious because the ecard I sent was this:

You've officially earned access to every orifice

BTW: If you have never checked out Someecards then you really should, they are so funny. You can follow them on twitter too, I do. There is a funny card out there for any occasion.
Note: If you are easily offended I no longer recommend it.

5 comments:

Huckdoll said...

Lol. Awesome - will check it out.

Tara R. said...

I've seen a few of these and they are hilarious! That one is priceless.

Lolly said...

That's fucking hilarious! I also hated living in Oklahoma but I lived in Houston too and it sucked ass. I grew up in Dallas and now I'm back and I lurve it. Just not the temperature. Or the traffic.

The Women's Colony said...

My college-age daughter turned me onto Someecards a couple of years ago. Hysterical. --Jenn

I am Trish Marie said...

I love Someecards! And that one is hystercial! In fact, I am sending it to Kenny with the message, "Now that you've sealed the deal...."