So, our very first Christmas together I made a comment about a nativity scene I saw and he gave me this puzzled look.
Then a light went off, "NUH-tivity scene?" he said. "Well, that makes a lot more sense."
I looked at him in disbelief, "What did you think they were called?"
"I always thought they were called Activity scenes."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah, I always wondered since they weren't very active."
Then I cracked up laughing.
He still calls them activity scenes just to be funny and always remarks how they should move or something since they are after all, activity scenes.