I'm wrong, I know this.

There is a guy at my work who is a really nice guy but he likes to make inappropriate jokes sometimes...okay, a lot. Now, anyone that knows me knows that I am all kinds of inappropriate so I really like this guy, I think he's hilarious and sometimes, just sometimes, I like to be inappropriate also.

Well, one of the ladies at work has taken offense to him and she reported him to our manager. Every single one of us defended him (except her, of course) when our manager came to us to ask if we are feeling sexually harassed. I believe my response to her was that I like to be sexually harassed. What? I do!

The sucky part (well, aside from him getting reprimanded) is that now he doesn't joke around anymore. This really bothers me. He's the only guy at work and well, everyone knows I get along with guys better and I like to cut up and make "that's what she said" jokes with him and now he won't do it.

Today, in protest to him not sexually harassing us anymore, I slapped his ass and if he doesn't shape up soon I'm going to make him grab my boob. Damn it, next time I bend over to pick up a paper clip I expect a comment about my ass, it's just good manners.