Mere: I just saw a new Camaro.
Me: Oh, those are so sweet.
Mere: Yeah, it's beautiful!
Me: I know, I love them.
Mere: Really, it's really hot.
Me: I know, if I was a guy I'd stick my penis in the fuel tank.
Mere: If you were a guy you'd stick your penis in anything, you filthy whore!
Me: This is true.
P.S. Why the fuck is Camry in the spellchecker but not Camaro? WTF?